(No one is buying this fake anxiety routine, what are they.)
According to an analysis by data management company Lotum, changes to Apple’s privacy are expected to reduce Meta, Google’s YouTube, Snap and Twitter revenue by about $ 16 billion …
Of course, Meta’s revenue last year was 118 billion, so it’s not uncommon for any of these companies to have to go with their parents soon. Which, of course, made the video an overnight sensation.
Meter’s father: “Neil Armstrong was a crisis actor!”
Meta: “I can’t take it anymore! I’m going to Circle K to hang out with GOOGLE!”
Meter’s mother: “Take a sweater, honey! Don’t fill it with junk food! ”
Don’t worry about the meta, though, dear reader! For, much like the old silans, they have a plan! Let’s see if it involves entering your home and rifling through your luggage!
Meta’s করে Works with large and small advertisers to create direct connections to Meta using its Conversion API.
Firehose spray your information directly into advertisers’ faces. Smart.
The second step is to promote the ad unit which encourages activity on Facebook.
“Click to dismiss and read the racist screed from your uncle.”
In the long run, Meta plans to develop artificial intelligence and machine learning so that advertisers target people with less personalized data.
AI will solve everything! Now, instead of shouting your name and social security number at advertisers, it will simply whisper it.
Hey, if Meta could actually use AI to protect people’s privacy, great. Given how many other promises the company has made and broken, however, let’s just say McCallup will believe it when he sees it and hopes he’ll never see it again.
Google changes to the alphabet were expected to be even more restrictive.
But Google did not escape the pain.
Instead of thinking and praying, McAuliffe tells you to send a joke. Does Hallmark make satirical mourning cards? In fact, it would be ironic if you read any mourning card like this.
Of course, Apple is not doing this entirely out of altruism or just for the fun of watching Facebook suffer.
Apple itself has been a major beneficiary of this update, in order to strengthen its position as a privacy-focused brand and the damage it has done to its search advertising business. Market research firm Omdia predicts that Apple’s search advertising revenue will reach $ 5.5 billion by 2022.
In fact, one of the things the company has achieved today is to implement policies in general that benefit not only its customers, but Apple as well. Although, you could argue, As James Thomson didThe bank that Apple makes in the App Store search discourages app discovery from improving, which of course hurts customers (and developers).
Guess there are some parcels next to this scadenfried sandwich.